They say once you’re married, it’s all downhill from there so when I came across this snarky image I practically snort my coffee out my nose laughing so hard… because it’s true.
I’m a married woman and LOVE my granny panties!
*insert raising hand emoji here*
That’s not to say I won’t wear something a tad more revealing during the day or with dresses and certain outfits that require a *string* situation buuuut I’m a lover of comfort and feeling held so when my booty is covered and happy, I’m happy.
Let’s talk… does your husband side eye you every night getting into bed calling you “Mildred” or “Barbara” for wearing panties the “old gals” are wearing.
Sometimes, if my husband’s feeling real spicy, he calls them my “pantaloons.” I don’t even think that’s a word but it is in our household when discussing my love of wide fabric on my behind.
So tell me, are you the girl in Victoria’s Secret searching for the next raciest number around or the one that’s at Gap in the cotton section deciding between the boy short or brief cut? You know where I’m shopping! 😉